Customer: Accha tomader ekhane ek shopta agey jei Burger ta kheyechilam sheta to khub valo chilo, kintu aaj to shei rokom tasty noi.
Waiter: Sir duita Burger to ek e diney banano.
Ek vikhari ke dekhey vodro lok bole:
Vodro Lok: Ei tumi to agey bus station e vikka korte ekhane korcho kano?
Vikari: Sir, oi jaiga ta meyer jamai re joutuk dichi.
Chele: baba,amar kon haat ta boro..??
Baba: ki bolo egula..?tomar haat abar boro choto hobe kan..?
Chele: teacher kalke boro haater A B C D likhe niye jete bolse to tai bollam..!!
Sir: Accha Jibon ekta boro shobdo boloto.
Student: Rabar.
Sir: Rabar to ekta choto shobdo.
Student: Tanlei boro hobey.
Dorbesh: Sob paap-er khoma ache,but tar aage amader ki kora uchit?
Srota: Beshi kore paap kore neoa uchit.
Student: Sir swimming sekhar belai?
2 bondhu te kotha hochche..!!
1st frnd: janis,amar goru ta sobuj ghas chara r kisu khi na..!ki j kori..!
2nd frnd: tor goru k ekta sobuj glass er chosma poriye de..then samne ja dekhbe setai sobuj ghas mone kore khabe..!!
Chele H.S.C exam pass korar por murkho babar sathe kotha boltese..!
Chele: baba,ami to valo result niyei H.S.C pass korlam..! thik korsi eibar B.A. ta kore felbo..!!
Baba: beyedop chele,ekhono boro 3 boner biye hoy nai r o kina bole biye korbe..!!
Ek amirican leader Japan geche. Leader tar vason er moddhe ekti boro hasir golpo bollen. Dovasi samanno kichu bolar por Japanira hoho kore haste laglo. American leader to obak! Tini dovasi k jiggas korlen kivabe olpo somoye ai golper tojoma korlo?
Dovasi bollo ami ader bolechi " uni ekti hasir golpo bolechen tomra sobai haso"
1 loker nam Lal Mia. But tar voter ID card-a nam aslo Sona Mia. Tai se officerer kase apply korlo: "Sir, amar name vul. Please, amar Sonata kete Lal kore din"!!
Mohiuddin: Ami ei elakar er mayor holey ekhane ekta bridge kore dibo.
Voter: Kintu ekhane to kono khal nai, bridge korben kivabe?
Mohiuddin: Prothomey khal korbo tarpore bridge banabo.
Market er nicher talay ek saloon er dokan shift kore uporer tolay niye jaoar por sekhane ekta signboard jhulano holo.................
tate lekha "nicher chul upore katano hoy!!'
Stri: Ami mara geley tumi ki korbey?
Sami: Tumi mara geley to ami pagol hoye jabo.
Stri: Arekta biye korbe natoh?
Sami: Pagol hoye geley to manush koto ki kore.
1st Friend: Tokey jodi Gan ar taka ei dutar moddhe ekta nitey boli tahole tui konta nibi?
2nd Friend: Ami taka nibo.
1st Friend: Ami kintu Gan nibo.
2nd Friend: Jar jetar ovab shey sheta nibe.
Baba: Roj ek jaigai geley shonman komey jai.
Cheley: Tai to ami roj school e jai na.
Teacher :Boloto shumon 1ti cow 1 dine 40 litr milk dile se 7 dine koto litr milk dibe?
Rubel :240 litr
Teacher :Keno !! howar kotha to 280 litr
Rubel:Friday bondho too tai baad dilam..
Teacher: Translate koro "Makhon Lal Sarkar Ishhor Chaodra Bidda Sagorer Mama Chilen"
Student: Butter Red Goverment was the double mother of God Moon Education Sea...
Teacher: Boloto "Daktar asibar purbe rugi mara gelo" er english ki hobe ?
Student: Sir, English korte parbona. Tobe Arabi korte parbo.
Teacher: Accha Arabite bolo.
Student: Inna Lillahi Wa Inna Ilaihi Rajewon.....!!!!
Vikhari: Mabu 1ta taka din...
Vodrolok: Kal esho.
Vikhari: Ei kalker chokkore amar pray lac khanik taka atke ache ei paray.
Ukil : Apni divorce chaichen keno ? apnas shami ki korechilo ?
Stri : Ami divorce chaici karon amar shami kichui korena. kortei parena...!!!
daroga: apni bolsen apni e apnar shami k hotta koresen. ta kivabe koresen ?
stri: lottery pabar khobor dewatei heart fail korlen.
1st bondhu : Janis ami ekta China radio kinechi.
2nd bondhu : Tui ki boka !! tuito china vashai janish na...
3 bondhu jhogra korche...!!
1st r 3rd frnd ek dole. 2nd frnd eka.
1st frnd: besi bujhis na..!
2nd frnd: tui besi bujhish na..!
1st frnd: chup thak.
2nd frnd: tui chup thak.ar ekta kotha bolle 64 ta daat fele dibo...!
3rd frnd: are,tui 64 daat falabi kamne..? manusher to 32 ta daat hoy..!
2nd frnd: ami jantam tui(3rd frnd) majhkhane naak golabi..! tai tor ta soho hiseb kore bollam..!!
Premik : Ami apnar meyeke biye korte chai.
Meyer Baba : Tumi amar sri-k dekhecho ?
Premik : Ha, tobu apnar meye-kei amar pochondo.
Ekjon bibahita mohila daktar khanai gelen.
Mohila : Daktar, amar swami kromei kala hoye jacchen.
Daktar : Apnar biye hoyeche koto din ?
Mohila : 3 bochor.
Daktar : Bibahito purushera esomoy thekei sobdo dushone vogen.
Ek lok jiboner prothom football khela dekhte gese..!
dekhte dekhte se pasher lok k bollo,
ACHCHA BHAI,22 TA LOK EKTA MATRO BALL ER PICHONE DOURACHCHE KAN...?
lok ta bollo,GOAL KORAR JONNO...!
Then aager lokta bollo,BALL TA TO GOL
E ASE.ABAR GOL KORAR KI DORKAR..!!
Police officer er stri shamir pocket theke 50 taka marte giye dhora pore gelo.
shami: ami ekjon police officer.tumi amar stri holeo tomake ei kajer jonno shasti dewa amar kortobbo.
stri: ei nao 10 taka.ar kotha bario na
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